Sydney: Infamous lesbian and site creator. SJW extraordinaire, but also thinks It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the best show ever. Should be banned from the internet.
Lyric: Smol queer just looking for some ice cream. Still emo trash – not ashamed of myself. Please just love me.
Maddie: The biological child of Danny Devito and the sexy fish from Shark Tales. Enjoys yelling and spending too much money.